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The Greatly Respected Count Olaf

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...... doctor tell it to me straight.
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THE CRYPTIC CROSSWORD FOR TODAY


http://www.thepuzzlecompany.co.nz/samples/crosswords/cryptic%20and%20synonym.htm

UPCOMING GOSSIP MAGAZINE
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I have several items of interest, all related to my upcoming weekly gossip magazine.

1: There will be a competition for the title and cover layout. You may enter as many times as you wish. If wishing to enter, reply to this with COMPETITION - TITLE or COMPETITION - LAYOUT or COMPETITION - TITLE + COVER in the subject line.

2: There will be an advice column. If wishing to have a question answered, anonymously reply to this with A QUESTION FOR UNCLE OLAF in the subject line.

3: You will be required to provide details. An example of this:

'Subject Line: GOSSIP

Friday, 29 August: Xanxus had extramarital affairs with a goat. (link)'

A link is required as proof.

4: There will be a personals column. If wishing to send one in, reply with PERSONAL AD in the subject line.

All comments are screened.


The Uncle Olaf Hotline
a man of many secrets
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Tired of waiting for your secret to gain attention?
Feel as though others misunderstand your intentions?
Waiting for that therapy that may never come?

Uncle Olaf is here for you.

Dial 0-800-OLAF for 24/7 friendly advice and assistance.
This shall remain anonymous and discreet.

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loverly
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I am being useful.

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